If you are planning a campervan trip to New Zealand, then avoid these five common campervan hire conundrums.
Assumption is the mother of all…well, I’ll leave the rest to Steven Seagal. The point is that for those looking to embark on a roaming adventure of New Zealand in a home on wheels, there are a few assumptions that could cost you dearly.
Done right, there is undoubtedly no better way to explore the ridiculously beautiful north and south Islands of this particularly blessed little country tucked away in one of the most alluring regions on the planet.
Endless, white sandy beaches fringed with fish-rich waters, volcanoes, geothermal magic wonderlands, rainforests, towering snow-capped alps, lush rolling farmlands and not a poisonous insect or reptile within thousands of miles – it is no wonder that New Zealand ranks in the top five of practically every ‘must-visit’ holiday destination list in existence.
Apart from the limitless adventure and fun-filled activities to be had – offshore game fishing, heli-boarding, downhill mountain biking, bungee jumping, jet boating, horse trail riding, spelunking, zorbing, wakeboarding, hiking, rock climbing, sky-diving, glacier trekking, fjord exploring, whale watching and this could go on a while – New Zealand boasts a rich, authentic culture and some of the finest cuisine and locally produced wines in the world.
There literally is something for everyone. But be warned, that idyllic roving getaway in a campervan could fast become a nerve frazzling, budget draining and energy sapping waste of time and money. Here’s what you need to know to ensure that your own campervan hire NZ adventure is stress and hassle free.
- Bigger isn’t (always) better:
Go big or go home is a great maxim for poker, reaching for the stars kind of dreams and ordering at McDonald’s after a marathon surf session. When it comes to opting for the perfect RV for your trip in NZ however you may find yourself shelling out a ton of cash only to find yourself manhandling a leviathan on four wheels through spaghetti like ribbons of road in the Southern Alps, one hairpin bend after another.
Whilst there are instances where a certified self-contained camper (the ones with their own toilets and enclosed water capturing systems) is warranted, the vast majority of campervan trips here don’t warrant them. There are an abundant number of clean, cheap and very well-maintained campsites along all the popular travel routes.
All it takes is a little route planning and browsing online and you can ensure that you never have to find yourself frantically digging a POW pit in the wilds as hordes of sand-flies dive-bomb in blitzkrieg bombardment of your nether regions.
Hot water is not a camping a luxury in NZ, it is a norm, and laundry services can be found in almost all featured campsites and motor inns.
- There is not an infinite supply of hire campervans to be had
Campervans for hire are a hot commodity in-season. Whilst you may luck out by just flying into Auckland, calling up the first campervan hire company that catches your eye and negotiating your way to a killer rate, you are also equally as likely to cavort freely with a pod of Hectors dolphins within minutes of jumping into the cool and inviting waters of the Marlborough Sounds.
Out of season you should have no problem securing the ideal little gypsy wagon for your needs, but if you are planning on heading over to NZ during peak times then you’d be well advised to conduct your research and book a chariot before you arrive.
- As the crow does not fly
Whilst a certain degree of enthusiasm is admirable in a journey where distance needs to be covered, when it comes to gauging how much distance you can reasonably and comfortably travel in a day is one aspect of your trip planning you need to get right.
If not, you will no doubt end up with the impression that New Zealand is one long monotonous blur of blue and green. Far too many campervan captains have plotted a course based on the average speed limit of 90KPH and in doing so chartered routes that had them spending marathon amounts of time behind the wheel, pedal the metal, gunning it toward the daily milestone without time to stop and smell the, well, whatever the natural vegetation of the region happened to be.
A good benchmark to use when chartering your course is to bank on an average speed of 50kph – and be warned, the roads in NZ resemble a serpent in the throes of tantric yoga more so than a neat crisscrossing patchwork of perfectly paved tarmac. In NZ it seems, the only things that move in a straight line from point A to Point B are the airplanes.
- Do not pack as if preparing for the zombie apocalypse
I not so fondly remember the days of our family vacations to the seaside, where an old dilapidated Mercedes was hitched to a house sized trailer which my mother had filled with half the kitchen, including the refrigerator and enough clothing to provide for a moderate sized colony of displaced refugees.
I have seen the same thing with campervan vacationers in New Zealand; a cornucopia of clutter all rocketing around hairpin bend after hairpin bend. Campsites set up at night that resemble humanitarian aid stations with crates of canned food and every camping and kitchen utensil known to man stacked alongside.
Honestly, less is more. Your campervan hire NZ vehicle will more likely than not come fully kitted with everything you will ever need on your trip including dishes, cutlery, cooking supplies and silverware. Save the clutter for the journey back when you stash your bags with gifts and souvenirs.
- It’s not a supermarket sprint to the finish
And last but not least. Don’t approach your trip like it’s a trip to the supermarket with your goal being to check as many destinations off your list as possible. Give yourself time to relax, soak in the surroundings, kick back, sip on award winning wines, roast freshly caught crayfish and snapper over a campfire – give yourself the space and time to put the world down for a while and be where you are, in paradise down under.